10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak