10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Welcome to kicker school
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.