10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Poker is for loners.