10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.