10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)