10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- It's Free To Fold...
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.