10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --