10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."