10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez