10 Random Poker Quotes

Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
"Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
Poker is for loners.