10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You have to piss with the dick you have
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha