10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."