10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown