10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels