10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- im going to 2 out you to death
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.