10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob