10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Welcome to kicker school
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson