10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!