10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Fook the floosh droo!
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it