10 Random Poker Quotes

• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson