10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "All-in, bitches!!!"