10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."