10 Random Poker Quotes

• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.