10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.