10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.