10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.