10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• im going to 2 out you to death
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)