10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs