10 Random Poker Quotes

• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• It's Free To Fold...
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones