10 Random Poker Quotes

• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers