10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion