10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz