10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.