10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Welcome to kicker school