10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• It's Free To Fold...
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'