10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
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- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.