10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.