10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003