10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Fold and live to fold again
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen