10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT