10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez