10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm