10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• It's Free To Fold...
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)