10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Fold and live to fold again
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.