10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A