10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson