10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson