10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion