10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker is for loners.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow