10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS